Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
are you so shy because you have an std?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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