My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care