have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs