I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.