Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.