dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam