Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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