I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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