if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.