My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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