You work out of a Hotel?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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