I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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