So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
