Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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