i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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