I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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