so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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