As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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