Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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