Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I met the friendliest cop last night
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..