Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it. http://tfl.nu/wugy
  Replies (44) Good night (748) Bad night (4465)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy... http://tfl.nu/q7uq
  Replies (14) Good night (1256) Bad night (2467)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life. http://tfl.nu/6ito
  Replies (10) Good night (1071) Bad night (2690)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine. http://tfl.nu/pias
  Replies (11) Good night (4810) Bad night (881)
• Favorite

  (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (386): I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man. http://tfl.nu/h9ms
  Replies (43) Good night (1223) Bad night (4590)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish http://tfl.nu/rp8q
  Replies (17) Good night (712) Bad night (4210)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that. http://tfl.nu/ze20
  Replies (22) Good night (4211) Bad night (1047)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots' http://tfl.nu/c9v2
  Replies (4) Good night (3029) Bad night (808)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL http://tfl.nu/qlmv
  Replies (4) Good night (3058) Bad night (975)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend? http://tfl.nu/p92h
  Replies (17) Good night (2785) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear. http://tfl.nu/poja
  Replies (9) Good night (1404) Bad night (612)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun.... http://tfl.nu/cilg
  Replies (1) Good night (355) Bad night (219)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé. http://tfl.nu/obnb
  Replies (0) Good night (302) Bad night (134)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season. http://tfl.nu/ehzj
  Replies (1) Good night (153) Bad night (438)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on. http://tfl.nu/e4fs
  Replies (6) Good night (170) Bad night (378)

Randomize