y did u give ur computer a hand job?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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