No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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