she was so not down for the gang bang
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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