You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
then he tried to convert me to islam
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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