I wish I could punch you in the face.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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