About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my sisters under your porch take her home
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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