Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Randomize
