Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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