Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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