I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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