Whod you bang
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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