WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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