Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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