I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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