That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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