i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
