Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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