There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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