u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I smell stomach acid.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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