I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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