i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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