You're so nebulous sometimes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you would pick up someone in the library
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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