She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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