Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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