i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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