Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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