Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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