Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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