I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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