We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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