It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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