I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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