when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I want her autograph on my taint
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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