i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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