Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
someone threw a dead crab at me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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