so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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